I am A Writer, Writer of Fictions
Matt. 31. Libra. Jackass of all Trades. Assholier than Thou. Currently married to the love of my life - voicesandanalogies.tumblr.com. She told me not to settle, and I didn't. Random blog mostly of things I like. A few now-defunkt game design projects linked to the right. Might get back to them someday. Probably not, though. Enjoy.
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marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

Orange you glad it’s not a banana 

it happened

marissagiersch:

justjenaynayy:

dolphinboy420:

i dont think i’ve ever been so frustrated

Orange you glad it’s not a banana

it happened
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i-am-the-czar:

Vol.I

Purple

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voyeuristicdarlings:

spooxbert:

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

Please do not

voyeuristicdarlings:

spooxbert:

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE

Please do not

47 minutes ago | J | 66,653 notes

mizzjade:

memoirsofasubmissive:

colo-roxy:

Cool!

Bathtub porn.

Welp. As if I didn’t always wake up turned on enough. 😍

48 minutes ago | J | 20,688 notes
The problem is that white people see racism as conscious hate, when racism is bigger than that. Racism is a complex system of social and political levers and pulleys set up generations ago to continue working on the behalf of whites at other people’s expense, whether whites know/like it or not. Racism is an insidious cultural disease. It is so insidious that it doesn’t care if you are a white person who likes black people; it’s still going to find a way to infect how you deal with people who don’t look like you. Yes, racism looks like hate, but hate is just one manifestation. Privilege is another. Access is another. Ignorance is another. Apathy is another. And so on. So while I agree with people who say no one is born racist, it remains a powerful system that we’re immediately born into. It’s like being born into air: you take it in as soon as you breathe. It’s not a cold that you can get over. There is no anti-racist certification class. It’s a set of socioeconomic traps and cultural values that are fired up every time we interact with the world. It is a thing you have to keep scooping out of the boat of your life to keep from drowning in it. I know it’s hard work, but it’s the price you pay for owning everything.
- Scott Woods  (via voicesandanalogies)
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professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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pixalry:

Custom Legend of Zelda Relic Nintendo 64 - Created by Vadu Amka

You can find more pictures of Vadu’s work on Flickr.

3 hours ago | J | 18,331 notes
plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

3 hours ago | J | 96,867 notes

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

image

ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

no, I’ll play their rib bones like xylobones and destroy the morale of the skeleton army with my sick and delightful xylobone playing

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mydrunkvause:

"I think I made her sweat for the first time ever in her entire life" [x]

*Blink*

11 hours ago | J | 782 notes

graceebooks:

greasydylanobrien:

are there any laws pertaining to the moon

image

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jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

image

black to the fuchsia

oh my god

11 hours ago | J | 455,106 notes