She Told Me Not to Settle
Hey, all. I'm Matt. I'm 29, and I am currently married to the love of my life - voicesandanalogies.tumblr.com. She told me not to settle, and I didn't. I am a game designer at heart - my projects can be found on the right. I've been working on Heroes of Ivalice: Ivalice Restored for nearly ten years now, and my partner Brad and I have been at SiegeSCG for about five years; We're about to launch the Kickstarter for that soon, and I absolutely cannot wait! In either case, welcome!
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referential-mania:

llvnos:

me-rcury:

pinsir:

airlock:

ludicrouscupcake:

baconshouldgrowontrees:

You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years


The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare

Bruh

It’s fucking eye like dislocates and everything omg

referential-mania:

llvnos:

me-rcury:

pinsir:

airlock:

ludicrouscupcake:

baconshouldgrowontrees:

You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years

The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare

Bruh

It’s fucking eye like dislocates and everything omg

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odditiesoflife:

Red Beach, China

Red Beach is located in the Liaohe River Delta, about 30 kilometers southwest of Panjin City in China. The beach’s unique color is caused by a type of plant called Suaeda vera or Shrubby Sea-blite which is a coastal species that flourishes in the saline-alkali soil. The plant remains green during the summer but in the fall, when the plant has matured, it takes on a deep red color creating a stunning red sea landscape. Most of Red Beach is a nature reserve and closed to the public. Only a small, remote section is open to tourists.

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shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

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tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

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beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

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Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.
- Robin Sharma  (via voicesandanalogies)
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danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum

danis-foolery-of-hearts:

gamers-de-culto:

Sir Michael

stop right there, smooth criminal scum

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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
-  Edmund Burke (via voicesandanalogies)
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regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

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ohrobbybaby:

The Sound of Music (1965)

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sizvideos:

Watch it in video

Follow our Tumblr

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chrisprattawesomesource:

My new chat up line.

chrisprattawesomesource:

My new chat up line.

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