I am A Writer, Writer of Fictions
Matt. 31. Libra. Jackass of all Trades. Assholier than Thou. Currently married to the love of my life - voicesandanalogies.tumblr.com. She told me not to settle, and I didn't. Random blog mostly of things I like. A few now-defunkt game design projects linked to the right. Might get back to them someday. Probably not, though. Enjoy.
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fandom-universe:

post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

Jesus fuck I am in someone else’s house trying to contain my laughter so they don’t think I’m absolutely fucking ridiculous

4 hours ago | J | 907,025 notes

ihatecispeople:

deastrumquodvicis:

f-l-e-u-r-d-e-l-y-s:

Steampunk heels equipped with gears, tubes and LED lights / The Trendaholic

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I would wear these so so madly, I would, I really would.

….its like rabbit and the spine had a baby and the baby turned out to be a pair of fancy shoes

12 hours ago | J | 60,971 notes

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

lazarusgirl:

secretninjachild:

What I think is totally awesome is that Daniel Craig said that the Queen was supposed to look up straight away, but she improvised the letter writing and completely blanked him, so the awkward standing there was completely realisitic. The Queen ignored James Bond because she was ACTING.

She ain’t called the Queen for nothing, kids.

I remember watching this live and thinking, ‘that’s not the Queen, no way.’ Then she turned around and HOLY FUCK! THAT’S THE ACTUAL QUEEN! 

And that’s why the 2012 Opening Ceremony will forever be my favourite.

12 hours ago | J | 365,814 notes
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troye-trxye-tilly:

philmyjacksgap:

urltima:

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE ACTUALLY SEEN THIS AND IM CRYING

its time to bring this video back

IM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG

18 hours ago | J | 48,938 notes
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Song: The Final Battle (Dissidia 012 Mix)
Artist: Nobuo Uematsu
Played: 855 times.

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yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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ibeggedformercytwice:

thesylverlining:

hertzwhale:

pamela-jane:

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

this is my mom and me when she’s not feeling sick

Oh this is cute

21 hours ago | J | 176,065 notes
stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

22 hours ago | J | 5,832 notes

pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

22 hours ago | J | 547,002 notes
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friku:

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

22 hours ago | J | 177,780 notes

kimkanyekimye:

Kanye is everything!!!

1 day ago | J | 167,533 notes

Someone said “Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant.”….. Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..

blackgirlsparadise:

shez-a-b0mbshell:

kushandwizdom:

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I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

Reblogging from now until my last breath.

1 day ago | J | 100,095 notes
chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday
I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

1 day ago | J | 1,563,810 notes
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sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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