IM FUCKING SCREAMING
AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know
are you Tim Burton?
isnt this the house of Gru on Despicable Me tho
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN
1981 Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet Prototyp
Me: “Who’s driving!?!?”
My Wife: “It’s just parked.”
RE-BLOGGING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS
Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!
WRITING TIP NO. 235577
female characters should be like the heads of the dreaded hydra. if you take one away, seven more must come back in her place.
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
Do you live in Night Vale?