She Told Me Not to Settle
Hey, all. I'm Matt. I'm 29, and I am currently married to the love of my life - voicesandanalogies.tumblr.com. She told me not to settle, and I didn't. I am a game designer at heart - my projects can be found on the right. I've been working on Heroes of Ivalice: Ivalice Restored for nearly ten years now, and my partner Brad and I have been at SiegeSCG for about five years; We're about to launch the Kickstarter for that soon, and I absolutely cannot wait! In either case, welcome!
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ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

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fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

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cookienun:

deathpoolquinn:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

are you Tim Burton?

isnt this the house of Gru on Despicable Me tho

cookienun:

deathpoolquinn:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

wakaflackalypse:

my house

i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know

are you Tim Burton?

isnt this the house of Gru on Despicable Me tho

12 hours ago | J | 208,526 notes
brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

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spooksss:

Ask Amy

Thank you miss Knope

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thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

becuzbacon:

Tell it, Randy.

Randy said fuck your bullshit

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completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

completely-dunn:

wifipassworcl:

thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997

yeah but ellen what happened in 2014

ellen page came out in 2014

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unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN

12 hours ago | J | 242,616 notes

fuckyeahconceptcarz:

1981 Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet Prototyp

Me: “Who’s driving!?!?”
My Wife: “It’s just parked.”

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supermoocow:

blonohomo:

cre8yourself:

Stop stereotyping

Thaaaaank youuuu

RE-BLOGGING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

supermoocow:

blonohomo:

cre8yourself:

Stop stereotyping

Thaaaaank youuuu

RE-BLOGGING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

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neverending-fairytale:

Saw my all time favourite dress. Great opportunity to shoot some close-ups!

12 hours ago | J | 23,336 notes

WRITING TIP NO. 235577

killerville:

female characters should be like the heads of the dreaded hydra. if you take one away, seven more must come back in her place.

12 hours ago | J | 20,899 notes

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

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voicesandanalogies:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

Do you live in Night Vale?

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